Whatever, life's been meaningless.
Okay, some retarded piece of shit by the name of Sammy Yong En Ling sent this picture to me and dared me to put it as my blog header for one entire month. Well, here ya go. But NOW EVERYONE KNOWS YOU GOT GAY PORN IN YOUR FOLDER, BIATCH. ^_^ _|_
Academia
Results I got in semester 1 pulled me down like shiat. But whatever, as long as I'm promoted, I guess it's fine. O's are gonna suck my fat, greasy balls next year.
Shangri-la
Went to this hotel for some buffet lunch with my family today. Jesus, I'm getting fatter by the day.
Service was awesome, food was awesome. But some idiot bought a cup-size, $20 alcoholic drink and got owned by it instantly. Like on the spot, bam. Retard. He puked in the toilet twice. Two cookies to the first person that guesses who the idiot is correctly.
Devil May Cry 3
I'M PLAYING THIS AGAIN. I know this game's old as fuck, but I don't care. The fighting's just too goddamn badass.
And no, I won't be starting from scratch. The storyline's a load of bullshit. Just gonna do DMD, BP and be an awesome combo whore.
Sex Life
Okay if you still don't know about it, I've decided to keep myself naked in my room for at least 12 hours everyday while fapping to rabbit sex. Yes, the moderators on yahoo answers say that this activity magically stimulates the growth of sex hormones. And to get yourself more excited, keep the door open while your parents are at home. Fucking awesome.
Oh yeah, it did help the intensity of my orgasms, kinda. Examine the figure below.
I'm the stick figure, the grey box is my pillow and the white stuff all over me is my bed. I know I'm fatter than that, but whatever. While fapping in this position, during orgasm, my cum managed to reach point x. Yep. Fucking awesome no? Happened yesterday.
So yeah, keep yourself naked in your room for half a day everyday and masturbate to animal pornography while you're at it.
Stray Cats
I've been playing with stray cats for the past two weeks. Nah they're not dirty, but I do clean up after each play session. K you totally didn't need to know that.
There's a white one, a brown one and a black/white one.
White dude: The friendliest thing I've ever come across. It has absolutely no fear of humans I guess, cuz it was not frightened when I first approached it, it's never scratched nor bitten me and it's uber playful.
It's a handsome little piece of shit, too. Just look at the eyes. It's camera shy though. D: Turns away every time my camera's pointing at it. Explains the blurriness of the photo.
Brown dude: This one's a little conservative and less friendly. The first time I approached him, it ran away. The second time, I was like keeping my distance and squatting till my eyes were level with his, and guess what? It came towards me. Cute. :D
It does have some fear of humans though. Once, someone walked past the two of us and immediately it stood up and looked at the mother fucker cautiously. It's camera shy too. Z. D:
Also, it has a bent tail. So either it's been abused or it, according to google, has a minor genetic defect. Hope it's the latter.
Black/white dude: This little piece of shit is a douche bag, I swear to god. It's young, and it lives below my block.
The first time I met it, we realised it was skinny as hell and bought it some food. Then, after it ate, it just walked away. Wtf right?
But it's playful as hell, too. I guess that's what keeps me with it. I disturb it with both my hands, and now it treats both of them as its plaything. =.= And because of that, it scratched me once. Lol.
K, Imma end here. Bye
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